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Adam "The Mac Truck" McDonald |
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Adam "The Mac Truck" McDonald |
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Age: |
I have the body of a 40 year old, but the brain of a 5th grader | |
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Place of Origin: |
Forged from steal in a galaxy far, far, away | |
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Nick Names: |
Big Mac, Extra Value Meal, Old McDonald, Ronald, McDeany, Dean-a-nator | |
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Skills: |
Lost
every football game my senior year in college, a feat no one
else can claim! Capable of hemming a pair of pants in under 7 minutes Can steal candy from babies and eat it before anyone knows what happened Falsified documents to get my pet gerbil "Peaches" accepted into Harvard Comfortable crying like a baby after viewing the movie "The Note Book" |
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Favorite quotes: |
"Here
comes the pain train" Wooh Wooh! "Nobody puts Baby in a corner" "My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush." |